Marge: My, she seems too good to be true.
Homer: I'll say. Her butt waxed the banister.
Marge: Ooh, I can see myself!
-- Now that's shiny!,
"Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala-D'oh-cious"
Homer: I'll say. Her butt waxed the banister.
Marge: Ooh, I can see myself!
-- Now that's shiny!,
"Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala-D'oh-cious"
Related:
- Oh, Marge, I just had a couple of beers.
-- From Romeo to Homer,
"Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala-D'oh... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: [sits down] Shary, you did the best you could.
But you can't change this family. And neither... - Homer: Marge, I was just watching women's volleyball on ESPN.
[Marge murmurs appreciatively] Come on, there's... - Shary: Hello, Willie.
Lisa: You know her?
Willie:
Aye. Shary Bobbins and I were engaged to be wed back... - Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how
much I missed her!
Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I... - Homer: Now, sweetie, don't worry about a thing. I'll teach you to comb
it over so no one can tell.
Just like my hair! [Marge imagines herself... - Lisa: Uh, Mom?
Marge: [annoyed] What?!
Lisa:
Um, there's a hair in my soup. But I'll just eat around... - Bart: Homer, my hat goes off to you.
Homer: It's _cool_ in here,
boy. For the rest of the summer, we can live...
From the same category:
- Moleman: A poem, by Hans Moleman.
I think that I shall never see,
My cataracts are blinding me. [flower wilts] Conway... - Catching you will make me the most famous fisherman there is.
Right up there with, the... uh... that bald guy on... - Homer: We'd like to dedicate this next number to a very special woman.
She's a hundred years old, and she weighs over two... - Burns: Look at that pig. Stuffing his face with donuts on my time!
That's right, keep eating...Little do you know you're... - Oh, it could be worse. Some dog could do the operation.
Homer can't afford a coronary bypass, "Homer's...
