Kearney: I'm here about the nanny job. I'll keep a watchful eye on your
kids and if they get out of line [smacks fist in palm] -- Pow!
Homer: I like him.
Kearney: Thanks. Hey, where do you keep the liquor?
Homer: I hide a bottle of schnapps in the baby's crib.
Marge: I'm sorry, young man. You're not what we're looking for.
Kearney: [sotto voce] You're tellin' me, you blue-haired witch.
Marge: I heard that!
-- "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala-D'oh-cious"
kids and if they get out of line [smacks fist in palm] -- Pow!
Homer: I like him.
Kearney: Thanks. Hey, where do you keep the liquor?
Homer: I hide a bottle of schnapps in the baby's crib.
Marge: I'm sorry, young man. You're not what we're looking for.
Kearney: [sotto voce] You're tellin' me, you blue-haired witch.
Marge: I heard that!
-- "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala-D'oh-cious"
Related:
- Moe: Hey, get away from that! Leave him alone!
Kearney: It said I was gay! [Kearney and Dolph leave... - Homer: All right, Marge, I'll get you your nanny. And to pay for it,
I'll give up the Civil War re-creation society I love... - Homer: Shary Bobbins, I want another beer.
Shary: Well,
you know, Homer [musical intro, Shary starts singing]... - Marge: [thinking] Everywhere I look, someone is breaking the law.
Dog, no leash. Man, littering. Horse, not... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Lisa: So Mom, what are you going to do with your day off?
Marge: I just want to relax and forget that I'm part... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,... - Bart: Psst! Over here.
Marge: Huh?
Bart: Mom,
I need a dollar. Ever since you started teaching here... - Pennyfeather: Hello, I'm Mrs. Pennyfeather. I understand you are
looking for a nanny.
Marge: Pleased to meet you. Homer: Wait a minute...
