Homer: All right, Marge, I'll get you your nanny. And to pay for it,
I'll give up the Civil War re-creation society I love so much.
[at Moe's, everyone, including Moe, is dressed like 1800s
military generals]
Moe: [hangs up the phone] Well, Homer's out. We gotta find a new
General Ambrose Burnside.
Barney: [dressed like Lincoln] But I'm not too crazy about our Stonewall
Jackson.
[Apu emerges from the Men's room dressed like a Hindu military
official]
Apu: The south shall [brightly] come again!
-- At least they aren't using monkeys,
"Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala-D'oh-cious"
I'll give up the Civil War re-creation society I love so much.
[at Moe's, everyone, including Moe, is dressed like 1800s
military generals]
Moe: [hangs up the phone] Well, Homer's out. We gotta find a new
General Ambrose Burnside.
Barney: [dressed like Lincoln] But I'm not too crazy about our Stonewall
Jackson.
[Apu emerges from the Men's room dressed like a Hindu military
official]
Apu: The south shall [brightly] come again!
-- At least they aren't using monkeys,
"Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala-D'oh-cious"
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- Krusty: [looking over] Hey, nice quote uniforms, endquote.
Kent: [pretending] This just in, a new addition to... - Marge answers the door]
Moe: Oh, h -- hi, Marge. I heard you and Homer broke up so I'm
declaring my intentions to move in on his territory.
Here, I, uh...brung you some posies. Marge:... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: [whining] Mom, my slingshot doesn't fit in these pockets.
And these shorts leave nothing to the imagination.... - Homer: Shut up! Shut up! Stop it! Stop it. I can't take this any
more.
I can't let that brave man out there die alone. I'm... - Marge: But you can't let a few bad experiences sour you on helping
people.
Lovejoy: Oh, sure I can. [the phone rings]... - Moe: Hello.
Homer: Moe, what are you doing here?
Moe:
What? What, a bartender can't come by and say hi to... - Moe: So, come on: I need a name that says friendly,
all-American cooking. Homer: How about, "Chairman... - Barney: Aw, Moe, we were saved by a sissy.
Moe: Yeah,
yeah, we'll never live it down. Oh, boy, it looks...
