Bart: Ma, could you get me some milk?
Marge: [feeding Maggie] Can't you get it yourself?
Bart: No, that's okay. I'll just go without liquid.
[acts as if he desperately needs something to drink]
Marge: Oh, all right, all right! I'll get your milk.
[goes into the kitchen]
Bart: Thank you.
Marge: [from the kitchen] Does anyone else want anything while I'm up?
All: No.
[Marge returns with Bart's glass of milk]
Homer: Marge, get me a beer.
Marge: Oooh!
-- Now who didn't see _that_ coming?,
"Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala-D'oh-cious"
Marge: [feeding Maggie] Can't you get it yourself?
Bart: No, that's okay. I'll just go without liquid.
[acts as if he desperately needs something to drink]
Marge: Oh, all right, all right! I'll get your milk.
[goes into the kitchen]
Bart: Thank you.
Marge: [from the kitchen] Does anyone else want anything while I'm up?
All: No.
[Marge returns with Bart's glass of milk]
Homer: Marge, get me a beer.
Marge: Oooh!
-- Now who didn't see _that_ coming?,
"Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala-D'oh-cious"
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