Homer: Marge, we need to talk. You're spending too much time at the
casino and I think you may have a problem.
Marge: I won sixty dollars last night!
Homer: Woo-hoo! Problem solved.
-- Elegant solutions, "$pringfield"
casino and I think you may have a problem.
Marge: I won sixty dollars last night!
Homer: Woo-hoo! Problem solved.
-- Elegant solutions, "$pringfield"
Related:
- Marge: I'm disappointed in you. But it turns out I had a wonderful time
with Ruth Powers.
In fact, we're going out again tomorrow night. Homer... - Marge: I'm sorry. I _have_ been spending too much time at the casino.
I'll be around more from now on. Lisa: Does this mean... - Homer: Marge, I want you to admit you have a gambling problem.
Marge: You know, you're right, Homer. Maybe I should... - Homer: You know, Marge, for the first time in our marriage I can finally
look down my nose at you.
_You_ have a gambling problem! Marge: That's true.... - Homer: Oh, how am I going to tell Marge we're broke?
I need a miracle... [sees... - Homer: Oh, Marge, we were so close to winning the championship.
Now, thanks to Burns, it's never going to happen... - Homer: I think I won, Mr. Burns.
Burns: Yes. [hauntingly] You won,
all right. You won more than you bargained... - Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how
much I missed her!
Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I... - Homer: I'll miss you, Pumpkins, but I just can't share your bleak
world view.
I've got too much to live for. Corgan: We envy...
From the same category:
- Milhouse: [feeding quarters] 38... 39... 40 quarters.
This better be good. [presses... - Brockman: "What are _you_ looking at?"--the innocent words of a drunken
child.
Well, I'll _tell_ you what we're looking at, young... - Faith: These are special VIP badges. They'll get you into places
other tourists never see.
Homer: Miss, what does the `I' stand for? Faith: Important... - with Reverend Lovejoy]
Homer: Now I know I haven't been the best Christian.
In fact, when you're up there yak-yak-yaking... - Shary: Bart Simpson, this room is a frightful mess.
Bart: I'll get right on it. [hurls a cupcake on the...
