Bart: Hey, Dad, can I have a sip of your beer?
Homer: Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and
kids with fake IDs.
-- "The Springfield Files"
Homer: Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and
kids with fake IDs.
-- "The Springfield Files"
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