Bart: Hey, Dad. What's the word with Planet Crackpot?
Homer: Oh, I suppose _you're_ going to mock me, too!
Bart: Well, actually, Dad... I believe you.
Homer: You do?
Bart: Yes, I do. You seem so damn sure.
Homer: Thank you, son. And do you think you can stop the casual
swearing?
Bart: Hell yes.
Homer: That's my boy.
-- Darn right, "The Springfield Files"
Homer: Oh, I suppose _you're_ going to mock me, too!
Bart: Well, actually, Dad... I believe you.
Homer: You do?
Bart: Yes, I do. You seem so damn sure.
Homer: Thank you, son. And do you think you can stop the casual
swearing?
Bart: Hell yes.
Homer: That's my boy.
-- Darn right, "The Springfield Files"
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Homer: No.
Bart: Please, Dad.
Homer
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feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: Dad, I'm really sorry, but I charged $350 on your credit card
Homer: What?! Bart: Don't worry, here's the cash... - Homer: Where do you think you're going?
Lisa: To the game
Homer: No no no. I don't want you to see me sit on... - Homer: {And then I sped away without anyone seeing my license plate.}
Lisa
{Sounds like you had a good day today, Dad.} Homer... - Homer: What the hell are you reading books for?
Bart
I'm doing "The Conan O'Brien Show", and I want to have... - Bart: [hammering away]
Homer: Bart, you don't have any hobbies
do you, boy? Bart: No, not really. Homer: Well, that... - Homer: [gasps, then realizes] Oh, it's Bart. I can't believe it
I'm being mocked. By my own children. On my... - Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool
Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool...
