Mulder: There's been another unsubstantiated UFO sighting in the
Heartland of America. We've gotta get there right away.
Scully: Well... gee, Mulder, there's also this report of a shipment of
drugs and illegal weapons coming into New Jersey tonight.
Mulder: [scoffs] I hardly think the FBI is concerned with matters like
that.
-- That's for overpaid, obese policemen with invisible
typewriters, "The Springfield Files"
Heartland of America. We've gotta get there right away.
Scully: Well... gee, Mulder, there's also this report of a shipment of
drugs and illegal weapons coming into New Jersey tonight.
Mulder: [scoffs] I hardly think the FBI is concerned with matters like
that.
-- That's for overpaid, obese policemen with invisible
typewriters, "The Springfield Files"
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Scully: No point. I just thought he could stand to... - Mulder: All right, Homer. We want you to re-create your every move the
night you saw this alien.
Homer: Well, the evening began at the gentleman's club... - Grampa: For the love of god, help me! I've been here for four days and
that turtle's got all of my teeth!
[looking down] There he is! [the turtle walks... - Oh, who thought a whale could be so heavy?! [sees Mulder] Cheese it!
The feds! -- Moe, "The Springfield... - But somewhere out there, something is watching us. There are alien
forces acting in ways we can't perceive.
Are we alone in the universe? Impossible. When you... - Quote #547
Mulder and Scully represent equal and competing parts of my nature.
I guess I'm a natural skeptic, so I have much of... - Homer: Well, the evening began at the Gentleman's Club,
where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game... - Homer: The alien has a sweet, heavenly voice... like Urkel!
And he appears every Friday night... like Urkel... - Abe: That's _my_ ambulance. I called for it four hours ago.
Homer: Marge, how did you know -- Marge: That the...
