Homer: I'm telling you, I saw a creature from another planet.
Lisa: Maybe you just dreamed it.
Homer: Oh yeah? Well, when I came to, I was covered with a sticky,
translucent goo. Explain that!
Marge: [serves him] More sausage?
[Homer starts drooling]
-- Occam's Razor to its gruesomest,
"The Springfield Files"
Lisa: Maybe you just dreamed it.
Homer: Oh yeah? Well, when I came to, I was covered with a sticky,
translucent goo. Explain that!
Marge: [serves him] More sausage?
[Homer starts drooling]
-- Occam's Razor to its gruesomest,
"The Springfield Files"
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Lisa:
I did! [begin flashback. Homer watches television... - Marge: Well kids, I tried, but maybe you're right.
Homer:
Wait a minute, Marge. Love isn't hopeless. Maybe... - Marge: Homer [knocks again] Homer, why aren't you at work?
Homer: The car won't start. I don't feel very good... - Homer: The alien has a sweet, heavenly voice... like Urkel!
And he appears every Friday night... like Urkel... - Marge: Now, I know we love the puppies very much, but I think
they're getting to be a problem.
Bart: Yeah, they ate all my socks. I have to wear... - Homer: Remember when I used to push you on the swing?
Bart: I was faking it. Homer: Gasp! Liar! Bart: ... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: You know, Marge, for the first time in our marriage I can finally
look down my nose at you.
_You_ have a gambling problem! Marge: That's true.... - Homer: Lisa, honey, are you going to be OK?
Lisa: Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt.
Homer: Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever...
