Ralph: Wait, mister, you're drinking a candle. You don't want to get
wax in your mouth, do you?
Homer: [slyly] Maybe I do, son. Maybe I do.
[Homer chugs the candle, and spits out a stream of wax, which
solidifies on the spot]
Outstanding!
-- A man, a plan, a candle,
"El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer"
wax in your mouth, do you?
Homer: [slyly] Maybe I do, son. Maybe I do.
[Homer chugs the candle, and spits out a stream of wax, which
solidifies on the spot]
Outstanding!
-- A man, a plan, a candle,
"El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer"
Related:
- Ralph: Hey, Mister, do you need some help?
Otto: Let him go,
Ralph. He knows what he's doing. [Homer screams... - Smithers: Evenin', little lady. You reckon a square could get a dance?
Marge: [sighs] It looks so complicated. Do you know... - I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm.
Moe, on his relationship to Homer, "El Viaje... - Homer: I always just figured my wife was my soulmate.
But if it's not Marge, then who is it? Where... - Oh, well, of course, everything looks bad if you remember it.
Homer Simpson El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro... - Coyote: Clarity is the path to inner peace.
Homer:
Well, what should I do? Should I meditate? Should... - Homer: Oh, I give up.
Coyote: [voiceover] Find your soulmate,
Homer. Find your soulmate. Homer: Where? Where?... - Coyote: Fear not, Homer. I am your spirit guide.
Homer:
[warily] Hiya. Coyote: There is a lesson you must learn... - Helen: Howdy howdy, Marge and Home... oh, my mistake.
Homer's not even *with* you. Probably just...
