Wiggum: Afternoon, Homer. Care for some chili? I've added an extra
ingredient just for you. [dramatic] The merciless peppers of
Quetzlzacatenango! [exhibits a glowing pepper]
[crowd gasps]
Grown deep in the jungle primeval by the inmates of a Guatemalan
insane asylum. [drops the pepper back in the pot]
[crowds observes in silence]
Homer: Uh, Wiggy? My chili's getting cold.
-- A fistful of chilis,
"El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer"
ingredient just for you. [dramatic] The merciless peppers of
Quetzlzacatenango! [exhibits a glowing pepper]
[crowd gasps]
Grown deep in the jungle primeval by the inmates of a Guatemalan
insane asylum. [drops the pepper back in the pot]
[crowds observes in silence]
Homer: Uh, Wiggy? My chili's getting cold.
-- A fistful of chilis,
"El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer"
Related:
- That Simpson, he thinks he's the pope of chili town.
Wiggum, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro... - Homer: Well of course, everything looks bad if you remember it.
Now where are my chili boots? [finds... - Okay, retrace your steps. Woke up, fought with Marge,
ate Guatemalan insanity peppers, then I... Oh...... - Homer: Five-alarm chili, eh?
Ned: Uh-huh.
Homer: [eats some] One,
two... hey, what's the big idea? Ned: Oh, I admit... - Lisa: I'm gonna go get some vegetarian chili before they get desperate
and add meat.
Bart: I'm gonna go claim some valuables at the lost... - Bart: Lis, check it out. Time for chili.
Lisa: [bored] I saw it,
Bart. Bart: You're just mad 'cause there's no clock... - Wiggum: Hey, everybody, look who's back. It's the biiig baby.
[childlike] Oh, dis porridge is too hot! Oh, wah-wah... - Homer: What's wrong with you? What are you trying to hide from me.
[Homer opens the door and sniffs] What's that smell... - Wiggum: Look at all them hot pants.
Lenny: Hey, who likes short shorts?
Crowd: [chanting] We like short shorts! -- Just checking...
