Homer: Five-alarm chili, eh?
Ned: Uh-huh.
Homer: [eats some] One, two... hey, what's the big idea?
Ned: Oh, I admit it. It's only two-alarm, two-and-a-half, tops. I
just wanted to be a big man in front of the kids.
Todd: Daddy? Are you going to jail?
Ned: We'll see, son. We'll see.
-- "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer"
Ned: Uh-huh.
Homer: [eats some] One, two... hey, what's the big idea?
Ned: Oh, I admit it. It's only two-alarm, two-and-a-half, tops. I
just wanted to be a big man in front of the kids.
Todd: Daddy? Are you going to jail?
Ned: We'll see, son. We'll see.
-- "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer"
Related:
- Homer: Phew! I'm back. [walks up stairs to kitchen where family eats
breakfast]
Aw,
my loving family! Nothing's changed. [a buzzer... - Homer: Yello? Oh, hi, Lenny.
[Marge reacts with alarm]
No,
why would I need a ride this afternoon? [Marge... - Homer: I don't want to alarm you, Marge, but I seem to be trapped in
here.
Marge: Hmm. I better call Ned. He has a ladder! ... - sound of Bobby McFerrin song finishing]
Marty: That was Bobby McFerrin's new one,
"I'm Worried (Need Money)". If you want tickets... - Homer: Hey! What's up for today, Neddy?
Ned: Uh,
er, Homer, we're gonna visit the boys' grandmother... - Homer: Wow, Marge, you really do understand me. See,
I thought we weren't soulmates because... Marge... - Oh, honey, I didn't get drunk, I just went to a strange fantasy world.
Homer Simpson El Viaje Misterioso De Nuestro... - Bart: Lis, check it out. Time for chili.
Lisa: [bored] I saw it,
Bart. Bart: You're just mad 'cause there's no clock... - Homer: What's wrong with you? What are you trying to hide from me.
[Homer opens the door and sniffs] What's that smell...
