Homer: Yello? Oh, hi, Lenny.
[Marge reacts with alarm]
No, why would I need a ride this afternoon?
[Marge begins to vacuum next to Homer. He is forced to yell.]
Where? To the big annual what?
[Marge pounds at the telephone plug with the vacuum. Finally
the plug comes out of the wall]
Lenny? Aw, well, if it was big and annual, I'm sure they'd have
mentioned it in the newspaper.
-- Homer's specious reasoning,
"El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer"
[Marge reacts with alarm]
No, why would I need a ride this afternoon?
[Marge begins to vacuum next to Homer. He is forced to yell.]
Where? To the big annual what?
[Marge pounds at the telephone plug with the vacuum. Finally
the plug comes out of the wall]
Lenny? Aw, well, if it was big and annual, I'm sure they'd have
mentioned it in the newspaper.
-- Homer's specious reasoning,
"El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer"
Related:
- Okay, retrace your steps. Woke up, fought with Marge,
ate Guatemalan insanity peppers, then I... Oh...... - Well, I just fell like filling the house with the rich satisfying smell
of tobacco.
Marge, our new spokeperson, "El Viaje Misterioso... - Homer: Hey, who cut something out of my paper?
[Homer stares suspiciously through the newspaper hole at his
wife and children]
Lisa:
Not me. Bart: Not me. I'm more of a mail-tamperer... - They say he carved it himself... from a bigger spoon.
Lenny narrates the spoon legend, "El Viaje Misterioso... - Homer: Oh, Marge! [chanting] We're number one! We're number one!
In your face, space coyote! Marge: [sotto voce]... - Homer: Five-alarm chili, eh?
Ned: Uh-huh.
Homer: [eats some] One,
two... hey, what's the big idea? Ned: Oh, I admit... - Homer: Wow, Marge, you really do understand me. See,
I thought we weren't soulmates because... Marge... - Helen: Howdy howdy, Marge and Home... oh, my mistake.
Homer's not even *with* you. Probably just... - Oh, well, of course, everything looks bad if you remember it.
Homer Simpson El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro...
