Lisa: I'b allergic to everythig here. By nose is so stuffed ub, I
can't eben taste Mob's delicious boiled celery.
Marge: I've been so bored since we moved here, I found myself drinking a
glass of wine every day. I know doctors say you should drink a
glass and a half but I just can't drink that much.
Homer: Well, the Simpson men are doing fine, right Bart? You haven't
even gotten in trouble at school.
Bart: I _can't_ get in trouble at school, they put me in the remedial
class. I'm surrounded by arsonists and kids with mittens pinned
to their jackets all year 'round.
-- "You Only Move Twice"
can't eben taste Mob's delicious boiled celery.
Marge: I've been so bored since we moved here, I found myself drinking a
glass of wine every day. I know doctors say you should drink a
glass and a half but I just can't drink that much.
Homer: Well, the Simpson men are doing fine, right Bart? You haven't
even gotten in trouble at school.
Bart: I _can't_ get in trouble at school, they put me in the remedial
class. I'm surrounded by arsonists and kids with mittens pinned
to their jackets all year 'round.
-- "You Only Move Twice"
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