Teacher: So, you never learned cursive?
Bart: Um, well, I know hell and damn and bit...
-- Saved by the bleep, "You Only Move Twice"
Bart: Um, well, I know hell and damn and bit...
-- Saved by the bleep, "You Only Move Twice"
Related:
- Marge: So, what did you children learn about today?
Bart: Hell. Homer: Bart! Bart: But that's what... - Bart: Listen lady, I'm s'pose to be in the fourth grade.
Teacher: Seems to me that someone's got a case of the... - Kids: [singing to the tune]
I like me
I like me
I'm as good as I can be
With a smile and a wave and a happy melody
I'm as good as.
[slowing as they see the teacher reaching ... - Teacher: Okay. Now, everyone take out your safety pencil and a circle of
paper.
This week, I hope we can finish our work on the letter... - Mrs. Lovejoy: So, Bart, how's school going? Jessica always gets
straight A's.
Bart: Well, in _my_ family grades aren't that important... - Lisa: I'b allergic to everythig here. By nose is so stuffed ub,
I can't eben taste Mob's delicious boiled celery... - Bart: Hi Jessica.
Jessica: Hi Bart. Come to watch me suffer?
Bart: I just wanted to let you know that even though... - Wow, a baseball made out of Secretariat!
-- Bart gazes upon the Spend Zone,
"You Only Move... - Bart: Hey, Dad. What's the word with Planet Crackpot?
Homer: Oh, I suppose _you're_ going to mock me, too...
