Lisa: A library! ... No, I can't... that's the old, nerdy Lisa.
[Pippi Longstockings appears]
Pippi: Lisa, read about my adventures in the South Seas, and make
me live again!
[New Yorker's "Eustace B. Tilley" appears]
Eustace: We've got periodicals on microfiche...
[Alice (of Wonderland) and the Mad Hatter appear]
Alice: [nervously] Won't you join our tea party? It would be ever
so...
[Mad Hatter pulls a gun and grabs Alice]
Don't do it, Lisa. It's a trap! Run! Run!
[Lisa does so]
-- Lisa encounters old friends, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2"
[Pippi Longstockings appears]
Pippi: Lisa, read about my adventures in the South Seas, and make
me live again!
[New Yorker's "Eustace B. Tilley" appears]
Eustace: We've got periodicals on microfiche...
[Alice (of Wonderland) and the Mad Hatter appear]
Alice: [nervously] Won't you join our tea party? It would be ever
so...
[Mad Hatter pulls a gun and grabs Alice]
Don't do it, Lisa. It's a trap! Run! Run!
[Lisa does so]
-- Lisa encounters old friends, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2"
Related:
- You are old," said the youth, "as I mentioned before,
And make errors few people could bear; You complain... - Take some more tea," the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly.
"I've had nothing yet," Alice replied in an offended... - You know you say things are 'much of a muchness' --
did you ever see such a thing as a drawing of a muchness... - Marge: [answering phone] Hello? Oh, Homey, hello! I can't remember
the last time you called me from wor-
oh, you want to speak with Lisa. [Lisa picks... - Lisa: Look, we got a package from the Mr. Sparkle company in Japan.
Homer: Ooh! [opens package, but only Styrofoam... - Commandant: Next up ... Simp-son, Lis-a.
[the crowd falls silent.
The cadet leader plays, "Taps." Lisa climbs... - Marge: So, did you call any of your friends?0
Lisa:
Friend? [scoffs] These are my only friends. [holds... - Marge: Let Lisa be alone with her new friends.
Bart:
They're _my_ friends rightfully. She only got them... - Lisa: A gift from my favorite crustacean.
Rick: Hey.
did you learn that word from a teacher for something...
