Marge: Isn't this fun, honey?
Lisa: [sarcastic] It must be exciting to make a different set of beds.
Marge: I know you're joking, but it is! Say, why don't you put on
your swimsuit and head for the beach?
Lisa: You know, it's kinda funny. With all the craziness and
confusion and mishegoss of packing, I forgot to pack!
Marge: Lisa, that's not at all like you.
Lisa: Exactly.
Marge: Mmm...
Homer: [wearing "Welcome" mat across his groin] I forgot my swimsuit
too, but I improvised.
[goes outside]
Hello!
[police sirens blare]
-- Now the doorknob falls of..., "Summer of 4 Ft. 2"
Lisa: [sarcastic] It must be exciting to make a different set of beds.
Marge: I know you're joking, but it is! Say, why don't you put on
your swimsuit and head for the beach?
Lisa: You know, it's kinda funny. With all the craziness and
confusion and mishegoss of packing, I forgot to pack!
Marge: Lisa, that's not at all like you.
Lisa: Exactly.
Marge: Mmm...
Homer: [wearing "Welcome" mat across his groin] I forgot my swimsuit
too, but I improvised.
[goes outside]
Hello!
[police sirens blare]
-- Now the doorknob falls of..., "Summer of 4 Ft. 2"
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and I mean ever, because this is not a call...
