I don't get it. Straight A's, perfect attendance, bathroom timer. I
should be the most popular girl in school.
-- Lisa, unclear on the concept, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2"
should be the most popular girl in school.
-- Lisa, unclear on the concept, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2"
Related:
- Boy: So he's all, like, pffhhhtt...
Girl: Pft, I can totally hear him going that.
Lisa: [listening in] Only kids are that incoherent... - I'm dizzy... I'm nauseous... but I'm popular!
-- Lisa Simpson,
"Summer of 4 Ft.... - Erin: Hey, I like your hat.
Lisa: A compliment!
[thinking] Scanning for sarcasm.
it's clean! Go! -- Lisa's brain, "Summer of 4 Ft... - Homer: [holds Lisa's suitcase] Somebody's travelling light.
Lisa: Meh. Maybe you're just getting stronger. Homer... - Lisa: In the beginning of the school year, each of you received a
colored ticket.
I hope everyone still has theirs. Crowd: Not me. ... - It's not your fault... you don't control the birds.
Someday you will, but not now. -- Lisa consoles herself... - Lisa: This is the most thoughtful thing anyone has ever-
Homer: Sweet merciful crap! My _car_! -- Homer's... - Lisa: I usually hang out in front.
Erin: You like to hang out too?
Lisa: Well, it beats doing stuff. Erin: Yeah. Stuff... - Lisa: A gift from my favorite crustacean.
Rick: Hey.
did you learn that word from a teacher for something...
From the same category:
- House: Geeettt ooouuuttt...
Marge: What on earth was that?
Homer: Probably just the house settling. -- The Simpsons... - Homer: And by the sacred parchment, I swear that if I reveal the
secrets of the Stonecutters,
may my stomach become bloated and my head... - Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for <you> will never die.
Homer's love for Marge is shaken, "Bart Gets Hit... - Marge: Homer! Will you get that crazy box of off the dinner table?
It came from the dump. Homer: But Marge, I'm obsessed... - It's true! The entire menu was personally approved by my secretary.
Rainer Wolfcastle at the opening of Springfield's ...
