Homer: Uh, let's see: eighteen, twenty-seven, thirty-five...Dealer
busts! Looks like you all win again.
Texan: Yee-haw! Homer, I want you to have my lucky hat. I wore it
the day Kennedy was shot, and it always brings me good luck.
Homer: Why thanks, Senator! Oh -- looks like my shift is over.
Everyone: Uh oh. [they all leave]
-- Taking a break, gentlemen?, "$pringfield"
busts! Looks like you all win again.
Texan: Yee-haw! Homer, I want you to have my lucky hat. I wore it
the day Kennedy was shot, and it always brings me good luck.
Homer: Why thanks, Senator! Oh -- looks like my shift is over.
Everyone: Uh oh. [they all leave]
-- Taking a break, gentlemen?, "$pringfield"
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