Bart: Dad, you cannot wear that! That's a rastafarian hat.
Homer: Pft. Hey, I've been safariing since before you were born.
Lisa: Wearing a Jamaican hat makes a bold statement about your
connection to reggae music.
Homer: Well, <excuse> me.
[sticks a "Too cool for this planet" sticker to his hat]
Bart: You know what, dad? Maybe we'll go exploring on our own for a
while.
[the kids run away]
-- Run boy, run for your life!, "Homerpalooza"
Homer: Pft. Hey, I've been safariing since before you were born.
Lisa: Wearing a Jamaican hat makes a bold statement about your
connection to reggae music.
Homer: Well, <excuse> me.
[sticks a "Too cool for this planet" sticker to his hat]
Bart: You know what, dad? Maybe we'll go exploring on our own for a
while.
[the kids run away]
-- Run boy, run for your life!, "Homerpalooza"
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