Well...we didn't get any money, but Mr. Burns got what he wanted.

Well...we didn't get any money, but Mr. Burns got what he wanted.
Marge, I'm confused! Is this a happy ending or a sad ending?
-- Homer the prescriptivist, "Rosebud"

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