Quimby: People, people: let's be a little more realistic.
Skinner: Now, I, uh, hesitate to bring this up, but a number of cities
have rejuvenated their economies with, er, legalized gambling.
[Everyone talks excitedly]
There _is_ an added bonus: some of the revenue can go to help
our underfunded public schools.
[Everyone stares stonily]
Patty: {Well, I liked the part about the gambling.}
-- Principal Skinner: one for two, "$pringfield"
Skinner: Now, I, uh, hesitate to bring this up, but a number of cities
have rejuvenated their economies with, er, legalized gambling.
[Everyone talks excitedly]
There _is_ an added bonus: some of the revenue can go to help
our underfunded public schools.
[Everyone stares stonily]
Patty: {Well, I liked the part about the gambling.}
-- Principal Skinner: one for two, "$pringfield"
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[Everyone grumbles,
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