Lovejoy: C'mon boy, this is the spot, right here. That's a good boy,
do your dirty sinful business.
Ned: Well, howdy, Reverend Lovejoy. Nice to see you there ... on
my lawn ... with your dog.
Lovejoy: Oh, oh, ooh, bad dog! Look at that, right on Ned's lawn.
Now how could you do such a thing?
[quietly to the dog] Good boy, don't stop now.
Bad dog, I condemn you to Hell.
Ned: Better get the old snow shovel back from Homer, eh?
[leaves]
Lovejoy: [to dog] Good boy, don't stop the music.
-- Revenge is a dish best served... um, hot,
"Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield"
do your dirty sinful business.
Ned: Well, howdy, Reverend Lovejoy. Nice to see you there ... on
my lawn ... with your dog.
Lovejoy: Oh, oh, ooh, bad dog! Look at that, right on Ned's lawn.
Now how could you do such a thing?
[quietly to the dog] Good boy, don't stop now.
Bad dog, I condemn you to Hell.
Ned: Better get the old snow shovel back from Homer, eh?
[leaves]
Lovejoy: [to dog] Good boy, don't stop the music.
-- Revenge is a dish best served... um, hot,
"Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield"
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feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily... - Homer: [gasps, then realizes] Oh, it's Bart. I can't believe it.
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We have a major break in the case. We recovered the... - Lovejoy: [walks into the room] Yes, Marge?
Marge:
Reverend, I gave Ned Flanders some bad advice. Now... - Ned: [sleepy] Howdily-diddely.
Phone: Greetings, friends.
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Oh -- and you wouldn't believe how many dead... - Lovejoy: Can you believe it? They give you five "Q"s and only two
"U"s.
What a world. Marge: That's crazy. Lovejoy: So... - Lisa: Isn't anybody going to show up?
Lovejoy: Well,
Lisa, we've waited an hour. [clears his throat, reads]...
