Apu: [grabs a tofu dog off the grill] Quick, quick, no time to cook
them -- they will plump in my stomach.
[quickly eats the hot dog]
[drinks some beer quickly and burps]
[spots a pretty woman]
Hello, beautiful. No ring, I see. So you are only arranged to be
married.
["Freakazoid" plays on the stereo]
Ooh, ooh, ooh, I love this song. Let us boogie.
[grabs the girl, and sings along]
I am a Freak-a-zoid, come on and wind me up... Ooh, I am hot. Let
us get out of here.
[Apu and the woman retire to a changing house]
[Apu leaves, clothes askew and smoking]
Don't worry, I'll tell everybody you were untouchable!
[backs into the pool, dragging the other guests along with him in
a domino fashion]
Oh Sanjay, never have I partied so hearty. Same time next year,
no? [gives Sanjay a high-five]
A+S: Yeah!
-- Apu Nahasapeemapetilan, party machine,
"Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield"
them -- they will plump in my stomach.
[quickly eats the hot dog]
[drinks some beer quickly and burps]
[spots a pretty woman]
Hello, beautiful. No ring, I see. So you are only arranged to be
married.
["Freakazoid" plays on the stereo]
Ooh, ooh, ooh, I love this song. Let us boogie.
[grabs the girl, and sings along]
I am a Freak-a-zoid, come on and wind me up... Ooh, I am hot. Let
us get out of here.
[Apu and the woman retire to a changing house]
[Apu leaves, clothes askew and smoking]
Don't worry, I'll tell everybody you were untouchable!
[backs into the pool, dragging the other guests along with him in
a domino fashion]
Oh Sanjay, never have I partied so hearty. Same time next year,
no? [gives Sanjay a high-five]
A+S: Yeah!
-- Apu Nahasapeemapetilan, party machine,
"Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield"
Related:
- Sanjay: I wish you'd come to my party, Apu. You could use some
merriment.
Apu: Listen, serving the customer is merriment enough... - Lisa: The whole world wants me to eat meat. I can't fight it anymore.
[She musters her resolve and bites into a hot dog.... - Inspector: Apu Nahasapeemapetilan, you have disgraced the Kwik-E-Mart
Corporation.
Apu: But, sir, I was only following standard procedure... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Krusty: [dials 1-900-SEX-CHAT]
Voice: You've reached the Party Line!
In a moment, you'll be connected to a hot party... - Apu: Ah, my old Squishee machine. And my scum bucket with fly!
And a whole check list. Woods: Hey, you're Apu... - Apu: Snap on your bulletproof vest, Sanjay, it's time for another
bank run.
Sanjay: All right. But if I don't make it, promise... - Lovejoy: C'mon boy, this is the spot, right here. That's a good boy,
do your dirty sinful business. Ned: Well, howdy... - Moe: D'oh, he's going to ruin everything! All right,
that's it, Homer: either Burns goes, or Moe...
