Lisa: Okay, but you gotta promise you won't get mad or tell anyone,
especially Bart.
Homer: I promise.
Lisa: [Jenna von Oy-esque] Bart rented a car with a phony driver's
license and drove Milhouse, Martin, and Nelson to a week out in
Knoxville and their car got crushed and they're out of money and
they can't get home and Bart's working as a courier and just
came back from Hong Kong!
Homer: [face reddens, then returns to normal] Yes, that's a real
pickle. Could you excuse me for a moment?
[puts on the radiation suit hood, which muffles his voice]
[yells his head off as the faceplate fogs up]
-- I promised I _would_ get mad,
"Bart on the Road"
especially Bart.
Homer: I promise.
Lisa: [Jenna von Oy-esque] Bart rented a car with a phony driver's
license and drove Milhouse, Martin, and Nelson to a week out in
Knoxville and their car got crushed and they're out of money and
they can't get home and Bart's working as a courier and just
came back from Hong Kong!
Homer: [face reddens, then returns to normal] Yes, that's a real
pickle. Could you excuse me for a moment?
[puts on the radiation suit hood, which muffles his voice]
[yells his head off as the faceplate fogs up]
-- I promised I _would_ get mad,
"Bart on the Road"
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Milhouse: We'll never get the tree back now. Bart... - Homer: All right, men, get ready to blast off. [Slowly begins to
drive forward]
Whooo!
We're in orbit now! What's that? A call from the... - Homer: [asleep on the couch, drool dripping out of his mouth]
Bart+Lisa:
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore? Homer: No... - Marge: [answering] Hello? Oh hello, Principal Skinner.
No, Bart has never been to Hong Kong. Good... - Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to
go home to my family.
Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell... - Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her
to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the... - Bart: We got no car!
Martin: We got no money!
Milhouse:
And no one knows we're here! B+Ma+Mi: We're stranded...
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- Marge: Good news, honey: two weeks are up. You don't have to wear your
glasses any more!
And your scalp and posture seem fine. Bart: [triumphant]... - Bart: [to himself] That does it, I'm outta here.
[scribbles something on paper]
Mrs.
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Bart:
If you ask me, this is going to be one helluva match... - Bart: Mom, you're blocking the TV. If you need something to do,
you can fill out my form -- here. [hands Marge... - Well, I realize it's trite, but we could tour the bridges of Madison
County.
Martin's road trip plans, "Bart on the...
