Homer: Hello, I'd like to speak with a Mr. Snotball, first name Ura.
Moe: Ura Snotball?
Homer: What? How dare you? If I find out who this is, I'll staple a
flag to your butt and mail you to Iran. [hangs up]
-- The shoe is on the other foot, eh?,
"Bart on the Road"
Moe: Ura Snotball?
Homer: What? How dare you? If I find out who this is, I'll staple a
flag to your butt and mail you to Iran. [hangs up]
-- The shoe is on the other foot, eh?,
"Bart on the Road"
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Bart: Uh,
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cherished memories.
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Lisa: [tired] Ma, I think I'm all hugged out, heh.... - Moe: Hello.
Homer: Moe, what are you doing here?
Moe:
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