Lisa: Dad, you shouldn't wear glasses that weren't prescribed for you.
Homer: [to Bart] Lisa, just because you're ten feet tall doesn't mean
you can tell me what to do.
Bart: I'm Bart.
Lisa: [snatching them] Gimme those!
Scott: And finally, Henry Kissinger was hospitalized today after walking
into a wall.
-- Cause and effect, "$pringfield"
Homer: [to Bart] Lisa, just because you're ten feet tall doesn't mean
you can tell me what to do.
Bart: I'm Bart.
Lisa: [snatching them] Gimme those!
Scott: And finally, Henry Kissinger was hospitalized today after walking
into a wall.
-- Cause and effect, "$pringfield"
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to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the... - Homer: What's wrong, honey?
Lisa: There's something troubling me,
dad, but I don't think I can tell you because... - Bart: Turkey farm? Skunks? Slaughterhouse?
Lisa: No. No. ... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: [making lunch] Extra mustard for Bart, sliced diagonally,
not lengthwise. Light mayo for Lisa, cut off... - Grandma: I saw all your awards, Lisa. They're mighty impressive.
Lisa: Aw, I just keep them out to bug Bart, heh. Grandma... - Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by,
if something happens. Let's see...er...Oh,... - Homer: [asleep on the couch, drool dripping out of his mouth]
Bart+Lisa:
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore? Homer: No... - Bart: Give it up Dad. Piggy ain't coming back.
Homer:
Lisa! You ruined my barbeque! I demand you apologize...
