Smithers: [walks up] Simpson! What in God's name are you--
Lisa: [offers Smithers some candy] Zagnut bar, Mr. Smithers?
Razzles? Skittles? Whachamacallit? Twizzlers?
Homer: They all have hilarious names and are delicious.
Smithers: Well I am partial to Jolly Ranchers.
[takes one and eats it]
Good work, Simpson.
[walks a few steps, then looks back]
Simpsons. [walks off]
-- The hilariouser the name, the deliciouser the candy,
"Bart on the Road"
Lisa: [offers Smithers some candy] Zagnut bar, Mr. Smithers?
Razzles? Skittles? Whachamacallit? Twizzlers?
Homer: They all have hilarious names and are delicious.
Smithers: Well I am partial to Jolly Ranchers.
[takes one and eats it]
Good work, Simpson.
[walks a few steps, then looks back]
Simpsons. [walks off]
-- The hilariouser the name, the deliciouser the candy,
"Bart on the Road"
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