Well, I realize it's trite, but we could tour the bridges of Madison
County.
-- Martin's road trip plans, "Bart on the Road"
County.
-- Martin's road trip plans, "Bart on the Road"
Related:
- I've always wanted to see Macon, Georgia.
-- Nelson's road trip plans,
"Bart on the... - Martin: [to his flipping dog] Oh boy, Flipsy! You and I are going on
a road trip.
[Nelson grabs Martin and tosses Flipsy out the window]... - Hey, who has better vacation ideas than AAA?
[reading a guidebook]
According to the publisher of this AAA guidebook,
no one. -- Milhouse's road trip plans, "Bart on the... - Bart: [handing out envelopes] Gentlemen, for our road trip I have
taken the liberty of preparing an airtight and utterly
plausible alibi for use on our parents.
[Milhouse at home...] Milhouse: I have been selected... - Martin: Bart, can we stop for ice cream?
Bart:
Yes. [a little later, the boys all have cones]... - Marge: The national grammar rodeo? I wish I were going.
Oh, wait, wait; I wish I _was_ going. Is that... - Milhouse: [yells] Spring breeeak! Yeah!
[pause,
then quiet] Well, when _are_ we going to get rowdy... - Bart: We got no car!
Martin: We got no money!
Milhouse:
And no one knows we're here! B+Ma+Mi: We're stranded... - NAVIGATOR-----<Spouse on a trip in the car,
with road map in her lap...
