Lisa: I still don't understand why you get to stay home and watch mom
work.
Bart: Because I've always been an advocate of women in the workplace,
Lis. I can't help it if my mom's workplace contains our TV.
-- All the benefits you need, "Bart on the Road"
work.
Bart: Because I've always been an advocate of women in the workplace,
Lis. I can't help it if my mom's workplace contains our TV.
-- All the benefits you need, "Bart on the Road"
Related:
- Bart: Mom, you're blocking the TV. If you need something to do,
you can fill out my form -- here. [hands Marge... - Bart: Hey, Lis, Mom said you had the toenail clippers and.
Woah! Lisa, look out! Nelson's in our house... - Bart: Come watch TV with me, Dad. We missed the first two episodes of
"Cops",
but if we hurry we can catch the last three. Homer... - Lisa: [breathlessly] Mom, Dad: Mr. Burns is a vampire,
and he has Bart! Burns: Why, Bart is right here. Bart... - Lisa: I need help, Mom. There's another girl at school who's smarter,
younger, and a better sax player than me. Ew, I feel... - Marge: The national grammar rodeo? I wish I were going.
Oh, wait, wait; I wish I _was_ going. Is that... - Bart: I bet I can prove Krusty's innocent, but... [meekly] I need your
help.
Lisa: [genuinely not knowing] You do? Why? Bart:... - Marge: So in a few months, both of you will have a brand new brother or
sister.
Bart: Been there, done that. Lisa: I hope it's a girl... - Marge: Why don't we invite Mr. Bergstrom to dinner?
Lisa: Oh, Mom! That's wonderful! Can I find...
