I do owe many thanks to Lester and Eliza. This is a great vindication
for anybody who has ever taken a bath, went to get the paper, fell
down, and the door slam behind them and the doorknow break off.
-- A day in the life of Apu, "The Day the Violence Died"
for anybody who has ever taken a bath, went to get the paper, fell
down, and the door slam behind them and the doorknow break off.
-- A day in the life of Apu, "The Day the Violence Died"
Related:
- Bart: Lisa, if I ever stop loving violence, I want you to shoot me.
Lisa: Will do. -- Let someone who still loves it... - Bart: What a perfect plan. Now, Roger Myers will tell as just.
Myers: [announcing the studio's re-opening] And so... - Lisa: [moans] I give up, there's nothing we can do.
Bart: Yeah, I agree. You wanna start on trying to get... - Krusty: And I'd like to thank Lester for reuniting me with my estranged
wife.
[applause] Bart: I never even heard about that. ... - Get out of Bumtown, you bum!
-- A bum,
"The Day the Violence... - My Playtex living bra died--of starvation! I've turned many a head in my
day,
and a few stomachs. I never made Who's Who but I'm... - Bart: I guess you don't need it now, but, we had a plan too.
Myers: Hey, great, listen, write it down and mail it... - Back with the focus group...
Man: How many of you kids would like Itchy & Scratchy to deal with
real-life problems,
like the ones you face every day? Kids: [clamoring]... - The only characters Myers could ever come up with were pathetic stick
figures with the words "Sarcastic Horse" and "Manic Mailman" printed on
them.
And they stank. -- Chester comments on Myers' talent...
From the same category:
- Lisa: Are you Rory B. Bellows?
Rory: Yes.
Bart: How about Krusty the Klown?
Rory: Sorry, I don't do impressions. Bart: Well, if... - Bart: Jessica, I think this is too steep.
Jessica: Bart,
you can't trust your perception at this altitude. ... - Krusty: What the hell happened?!
Lady: I'd attribute the product failure to fundamental shifts in our
key demographic,
coupled with the overall crumminess of Poochie. ... - Lisa: Beautiful dinnerware, Mrs. Parkfield.
Mrs. P:
Thank you, Lisa. They were made for the finest family... - Bart: Oh, how can they imprison kids in school on a beautiful day like
this?
Lisa: They're not imprisoning us, Bart, they're --...
