Bart: Keep the trial going, I'll be right back.
Hutz: Your Honor, I'd like to call all of my surprise witnesses
again.
Audience: [moans]
-- The usual, proven good ol' methods,
"The Day the Violence Died"
Hutz: Your Honor, I'd like to call all of my surprise witnesses
again.
Audience: [moans]
-- The usual, proven good ol' methods,
"The Day the Violence Died"
Related:
- Hutz: My client's film predates all of those things your Honor.
Lawyer: Oh _yes_! I've forgotten! Your famous film... - Bart: Hey Dad, can I have a thousand dollars?
Homer:
All right... [gets his wallet] Wait a minute! For what... - Hutz: All right, gentlemen, I'll take your case. But I'm going to have
to ask for a thousand-dollar retainer.
Bart: A thousand dollars? But your ad says "No money... - Well, Itchy & Scratchy are gone, but here's a cartoon that tries to
make learning fun!
[tries to laugh, then moans] Sorry about this kids... - Judge: Mr. Hutz, we've been in here for four hours.
Do you have any evidence at all? Hutz: Well... - Hutz: Now, Mr. Lampwick, when Mr. Myers stole your character.
Lawyer: Objection. Judge: Sustained. Hutz: Urgh... - Bart: That's it, I can't take this any more, Milhouse.
I've got to get the real teachers back. Milhouse... - Bart: What a perfect plan. Now, Roger Myers will tell as just.
Myers: [announcing the studio's re-opening] And so... - Hutz: Good news, Bart: the Krusty O Cereal Corp. has settled your case
for $100,000,
less, of course, my legal fees. Bart: [suspicious]...
