Judge: Mr. Hutz, we've been in here for four hours. Do you have any
evidence at all?
Hutz: Well, your Honor, we've got plenty of hearsay and conjecture,
those are _kinds_ of evidence.
-- The eternal question: where did he get his diploma?,
"The Day the Violence Died"
evidence at all?
Hutz: Well, your Honor, we've got plenty of hearsay and conjecture,
those are _kinds_ of evidence.
-- The eternal question: where did he get his diploma?,
"The Day the Violence Died"
Related:
- Hutz: My client's film predates all of those things your Honor.
Lawyer: Oh _yes_! I've forgotten! Your famous film... - Hutz: Now, Mr. Lampwick, when Mr. Myers stole your character.
Lawyer: Objection. Judge: Sustained. Hutz: Urgh... - Hutz: All right, gentlemen, I'll take your case. But I'm going to have
to ask for a thousand-dollar retainer.
Bart: A thousand dollars? But your ad says "No money... - Hutz: [walking around a corner] Well, I didn't win.
Here's your pizza. Marge: But we _did_ win! Hutz:... - Bart: Keep the trial going, I'll be right back.
Hutz:
Your Honor, I'd like to call all of my surprise witnesses... - Hutz: Are you saying, _under oath_ Mr. Myers, that your father didn't
steal any of the characters associated with your studio?
Myers: Well, I don't think I _am_ under oath, but.... - Judge: Case dismissed!
Hutz: Your honor... Do I still get paid?
Pro bono pocketo, "Bart the... - Inadmissible: Not competent to be considered. Said of certain kinds of
testimony which juries are supposed to be unfit to be entrusted with,
and which judges, therefore, rule out, even of proceedings... - Hutz: Mr. Mayor, is it true you rigged the election?
Bob: No, I did not. Hutz: [pause] Kids, help. ...
From the same category:
- on TV, a monstrously strong Drederick Tatum exits a jail
cell threateningly]
Announcer:
Society put away Drederick Tatum for his brutal crime... - Bart: Milhouse, this is boring. Make it crash or something.
Milhouse: [smugly] Perfectly level flying is the supreme... - Edna: [looking at SLH] Oh, he is a gem! Here boy. [kisses] Would
you like these cookies Martin made for me?
Martin: My raisin roundies! Bart: My dog's name... - Attention everyone, this is Principal Skinner. Some student (possibly
Bart Simpson) has been circulating candy hearts with crude off-color
sentiments.
What can I say, I've got a weakness for... - Gladys: To Marge, I leave my potato chips that resemble celebrities.
They're all here -- Otto von Bismarck, Maurice Chevalier...
