Bart: Hey Dad, can I have a thousand dollars?
Homer: All right... [gets his wallet] Wait a minute! For what?
Bart: To pay for a lawyer, for my bum.
Homer: Forget it!
-- "The Day the Violence Died"
Homer: All right... [gets his wallet] Wait a minute! For what?
Bart: To pay for a lawyer, for my bum.
Homer: Forget it!
-- "The Day the Violence Died"
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without the guilt of sending him back to the gutter.
And all it'll cost you is a thousand dollars. --... - Homer: Look at these bills: chains for elephant. Shots for elephant.
"Oversized decorative poncho"?! Bart: Technically... - Homer: What the hell are you reading books for?
Bart:
I'm doing "The Conan O'Brien Show", and I want to have... - Homer: Fine. I can have a great time all by myself.
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Homer: Bart, you don't have any hobbies,
do you, boy? Bart: No, not really. Homer: Well, that... - Bart & Lisa: Bye Mom! Bye Dad!
Homer: Bye Kids!
On your way back, pick up a six-pack of beer. --... - Bart: Here we go. Kwyjibo. [places his tiles] K-W-Y-J-I-B-O.
Twenty-two points, plus triple-word-score, plus fifty... - Bart: Hey, Dad. What's the word with Planet Crackpot?
Homer: Oh, I suppose _you're_ going to mock me, too...
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- Goodbye, Maggie. Stay as sweet as you are.
Goodbye,
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over and over,
but you shouldn't. You're making people happy, ... - Hey Flanders, it's no use praying. I already did the same thing,
and we can'twin. -- Homer, "Dead Putting... - Homer: [reads writing on his palm] "Mindy, because of our uncontrollable
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