Bart: I can't believe it. That was Itchy all right, you _did_ invent
him. When people see this you'll be rich and famous!
[turns over to the film, to see it burn in the projector]
D'oh.
-- The least I can say, "The Day the Violence Died"
him. When people see this you'll be rich and famous!
[turns over to the film, to see it burn in the projector]
D'oh.
-- The least I can say, "The Day the Violence Died"
Related:
- Homer: Which one's Itchy? The car?
Bart: The mouse.
Homer: Oh. I guess it's not him then. -- If only... - Bart: Well, yeah, Mom. I mean, we love you and Dad too,
but God knows we don't need to see you every... - Bart: You invented Itchy? The _Itchy & Scratchy_ Itchy?
Chester: Sure. In fact, I invented the whole concept... - Homer: Son, if you can look me in the eye and say you didn't take the
collection money,
that's all I need. Bart: [looking at him] I didn't... - Skinner: Now, Bart, son. I don't know what you think you saw .
but, uh ... let me assure you... Krabappel: What Seymour's... - Marge: I hope you realize now that violence on TV may be funny,
but it's not so funny when that violence is... - Bart: Hey Dad, can I have a thousand dollars?
Homer:
All right... [gets his wallet] Wait a minute! For what... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Myers: I hope you're happy, kid; the studio's bankrupt.
You just killed Itchy & Scratchy. [closes the...
