Homer: Which one's Itchy? The car?
Bart: The mouse.
Homer: Oh. I guess it's not him then.
-- If only they wore name tags,
"The Day the Violence Died"
Bart: The mouse.
Homer: Oh. I guess it's not him then.
-- If only they wore name tags,
"The Day the Violence Died"
Related:
- Homer: Oh, it's just Bart and a mysterious stranger.
No need to worry, "The Day the Violence... - Bart: Dad, can we have $183,000?
Homer: [Gets his wallet] What for?
Bart: Lisa and I want to finance a series of animated... - Bart: Hey Dad, can I have a thousand dollars?
Homer:
All right... [gets his wallet] Wait a minute! For what... - Marge: Bart, Lisa, it's 11:00 at night. Where do you think you're
going?
Bart: Downtown. Lisa: We gotta get seats for the Itchy... - Bart: I can't believe it. That was Itchy all right,
you _did_ invent him. When people see this you'll... - Marge: Well kids, I tried, but maybe you're right.
Homer:
Wait a minute, Marge. Love isn't hopeless. Maybe... - Dave: [in a wooden voice] Represented on this next float is Roger
Myers Sr.
who founded his company in 1921, and struck it big... - Marge: That does it! One of them has to go.
Homer: Okay,
Grampa. Marge: No, the B-U-M. Homer: [moans] -- The... - Lisa: Hey, the comic book store is still open.
Bart:
Save our seats. Homer: Will do. [a couple takes their...
From the same category:
- Homer: Hi, Grimey old buddy.
Grimes: I'm not your buddy,
Simpson. I don't like you. In fact, I hate... - Jessica: Hey, Bart.
[Bart looks away]
What?
What's wrong? Bart: Well, Jessica...I don't think... - The sad truth is, all families are like us.
-- Lisa,
"There's No Disgrace Like... - Homer: [on phone] Aw, I miss you too, Marge. But the law needs me!
I'll be home as soon as I can. [hangs up... - Bart: Hey!
Homer: Don't worry: we'll catch him, or run him over trying!
Bart: Look! He's headed back to the greyhound racing...
