Bart: Cool! I'll give you ten bucks for that.
Comic Book Guy: Are you the creator of Hi and Lois, because you are
making me laugh. That drawing's worth exactly 750
dollars American.
Bart: It's valuable, huh?
Comic Book Guy: Ooh, your powers of deduction are exceptional. I simply
can't allow you to waste them here when there are so
many crimes going unsolved at this very moment. Go! go!
for the good of the city!
Bart: Loser.
-- Sarcasm 101, "The Day the Violence Died"
Comic Book Guy: Are you the creator of Hi and Lois, because you are
making me laugh. That drawing's worth exactly 750
dollars American.
Bart: It's valuable, huh?
Comic Book Guy: Ooh, your powers of deduction are exceptional. I simply
can't allow you to waste them here when there are so
many crimes going unsolved at this very moment. Go! go!
for the good of the city!
Bart: Loser.
-- Sarcasm 101, "The Day the Violence Died"
Related:
- Bart: Please, Dad.
Homer: No.
Bart: Please, Dad.
Homer:
No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad... - Bart: [dumps money on counter] I want to buy a copy of Bonestorm.
Here's 99 cents. Comic guy: [sighs] Allow me to summarize... - Bart: I need a hundred dollars for a comic book.
Homer:
A hundred bucks for a comic book? Who drew it, Michael... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: Wow, Radioactive Man #1! I bet it's worth a million bucks!
Dealer: It is, my lad. But I'll let you have it for... - Bart: There you go, Apu.
Apu: Ah, very good. Would you like the deposit defrayed from the cost
of a jumbo cherry squishy?
Bart: No, not today, I need the dime. Apu: Oh, it... - Bart: How come I've never seen that Itchy & Scratchy before?
Comic Book Guy: Perhaps because you are prepubescent... - Last night, I dreamed I held you in my arms.
-- Bart,
Romancing the Comic, "Three Men and a Comic... - Martin: Can you let me have it for forty dollars?
Dealer:
Forty bucks? You made me get off my stool for that...
From the same category:
- Now I don't want you to worry, class. These test will have no effect on
your grade.
They merely determine your future social status and... - Lisa: Hey Mom, is this how you caught him?
[throws Bart to the ground with his arm behind his back]
Bart:
[panting] Face it, Lis, you're too puny to -- aah!... - Kent: After the meltdown, we can expect roving bands of.
Abe: Ah, I don't like this program. Jasper: Change... - Homer: Oh...I don't have a friend in the world.
Moe:
[outside] Let us through! Barney: [outside] ...Homer's... - Play it where it lays, Homer.
-- Bart after Homer botches a putt,
"Dead Putting...
