Bart: How come I've never seen that Itchy & Scratchy before?
Comic Book Guy: Perhaps because you are prepubescent ignoramus. This is
a bootleg copy of "Itchy & Scratchy Meets Fritz the
Cat". Because of its frank depiction of sex and
narcotic consumption, it is not for infantile intellects
such as yours. Now toodle-oo.
-- Bart finally learns something about I&S,
"The Day the Violence Died"
Comic Book Guy: Perhaps because you are prepubescent ignoramus. This is
a bootleg copy of "Itchy & Scratchy Meets Fritz the
Cat". Because of its frank depiction of sex and
narcotic consumption, it is not for infantile intellects
such as yours. Now toodle-oo.
-- Bart finally learns something about I&S,
"The Day the Violence Died"
Related:
- Narrator: Roger Meyers' next full-length feature was the wildly
successful "Pin-Itchy-o".
Scratchy: [Italian accent] Now you be good Pin-Itchy... - Bart: You invented Itchy? The _Itchy & Scratchy_ Itchy?
Chester: Sure. In fact, I invented the whole concept... - Lisa: Dad, remember how you said going to Itchy and Scratchy Land
would be too damned expensive?
Homer: Oh, everything's too damned expensive these... - Hey, my threads, baby!
-- Scratchy in I&S Meets Fritz the Cat,
"The Day the Violence... - Myers: I hope you're happy, kid; the studio's bankrupt.
You just killed Itchy & Scratchy. [closes the... - Marge: Bart, Lisa, it's 11:00 at night. Where do you think you're
going?
Bart: Downtown. Lisa: We gotta get seats for the Itchy... - Bart: Cool! I'll give you ten bucks for that.
Comic Book Guy:
Are you the creator of Hi and Lois, because you are... - Lisa: So it's true: some cartoons _do_ encourage violence.
[punches Bart] Bart: Ow! We gotta get Itchy & Scratchy... - Homer: Bart, didn't I ask you to watch Maggie?
Bart:
Sounds like something you'd say... -- "Itchy and...
