Hey, my threads, baby! -- Scratchy in I&S Meets Fritz the Cat,

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  Comic Book Guy: Perhaps because you are prepubescent...
• Bart: Hey Dad, can I have a thousand dollars? Homer:
  All right... [gets his wallet] Wait a minute! For what...
• I [] my dog, I [] my cat, and I don't [] baby seals.
  Have a [] day...
• Tonight, a stowaway bear is terrorizing space shuttle astronauts.
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  Lisa: The judge says it's okay as long as you pay Mr...
• Marge: Bart, Lisa, it's 11:00 at night. Where do you think you're going?
  Bart: Downtown. Lisa: We gotta get seats for the Itchy...
• Dave: [in a wooden voice] Represented on this next float is Roger Myers Sr.
  who founded his company in 1921, and struck it big...
• Well, Itchy & Scratchy are gone, but here's a cartoon that tries to make learning fun!
  [tries to laugh, then moans] Sorry about this kids...
• Myers: I hope you're happy, kid; the studio's bankrupt.
  You just killed Itchy & Scratchy. [closes the...