Selma: Er... come here, tiger!
Troy: [growls, but doesn't know what to do next]
Selma: Mmm... would you like some wine?
Troy: Yes!
[comes and drinks both his and Selma's glasses]
[goes back to the door]
[growls]
Selma: Er... why don't you come over here, and make yourself more
comfortable?
Troy: No... why don't _you_ come over here and make _yourself_
comfortable?
-- He _does_ need to learn the basics,
"A Fish Called Selma"
Troy: [growls, but doesn't know what to do next]
Selma: Mmm... would you like some wine?
Troy: Yes!
[comes and drinks both his and Selma's glasses]
[goes back to the door]
[growls]
Selma: Er... why don't you come over here, and make yourself more
comfortable?
Troy: No... why don't _you_ come over here and make _yourself_
comfortable?
-- He _does_ need to learn the basics,
"A Fish Called Selma"
Related:
- Selma: It's so modern... it's ultra-modern, like living in a
not-to-distant future.
Troy: Now you make yourself at home here, I'll be sleeping... - Troy: [surprised in disgust] Uh... Hello, beautiful!
John Law tells me I might need to wear these... - Selma: You _married_ me just to help you carreer?
Troy:
You make it sound so sordid, look: don't we have a... - Wiggum: License please?
[Troy hands his license]
Says here you need corrective lenses.
Put those glasses on, Mister. Troy: You wouldn't... - Selma: Now, Mr. McClure, would you like to take off those glasses,
and read the top line? [points to an eye chart]... - Selma: Well, thanks for holding up your end of the bargain.
I had a pretty good time. Troy: [sounding tired]... - Selma: You know, smoke actually smells good when it's coming out of
you.
Oh, I'm all out. Troy: Here, try one of my cigars... - Bart: Why'd they make that one muppet out of leather?
Marge: That's not a leather muppet, that's Troy McClure... - Selma: All these celebrities on the walls; I'm just know a big star
like you is up there somewhere.
Troy: Uh, yes, I'm over there... [vaguely points somewhere]...
