Troy: One day, my lady Selma's gonna have a star right next to mine, so
watch out... Laszlo Panaflex.
-- That's some tough competition, "A Fish Called Selma"
watch out... Laszlo Panaflex.
-- That's some tough competition, "A Fish Called Selma"
Related:
- Troy: [drunk] Yeah, it's a good idea, Homer, but they've already made
some movies about WW II.
Homer: Ah, hell... Well, what about Dracula? Troy... - Selma: You know, smoke actually smells good when it's coming out of
you.
Oh, I'm all out. Troy: Here, try one of my cigars... - Troy: So, working at the DMV must be very interesting.
Selma: Well, uh... I think I'm getting Repetitive Stress... - Selma: Now, Mr. McClure, would you like to take off those glasses,
and read the top line? [points to an eye chart]... - Troy: [laughing] That's too funny! I can't remember when I've heard a
funnier anecdote.
[laughing] All right, now you tell one. Selma: Well... - Selma: Are you gay?
Troy: Gay? I wish! If I were gay they'd be no problem!
No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one... - Rev.: I now pronounce you husband and wife, you may now kiss.
each other. [as Troy turns himself to smile... - Troy: That's right boys, Troy's back from the gutter,
and he's brought someone with him! -- That's... - Troy: Thank you, it's great to be back. I just want to say,
I wouldn't be here without the support of a...
From the same category:
- Homercles: Come to Homercles!
Marge: [laughs] I can't!
The beans will burn! Homercles: Homercles cares not... - Marge: That's wonderful, isn't it kids?
Lisa: [to Bart] Pass the moo juice.
Marge: Kids, remember what I told you about showing... - Lisa: [over the strains of the Battle Hymn of the Republic]
[sees the Lincoln Memorial in the reflecting pool]
Honest Abe,
he'll show me the way. [goes to the... - Brockman: Live from Radio City Music Room in downtown Springfield,
it's "The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety... - Lousy two-legged pants.
-- Homer's deep reflexions at 4:30,
"Homer the...
