Selma: Are you gay?
Troy: Gay? I wish! If I were gay they'd be no problem! No, what I have
is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be
hidden from the public at all cost. You see...
Selma: Stop!
-- Aw, we were just about to hear it all,
"A Fish Called Selma"
Troy: Gay? I wish! If I were gay they'd be no problem! No, what I have
is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be
hidden from the public at all cost. You see...
Selma: Stop!
-- Aw, we were just about to hear it all,
"A Fish Called Selma"
Related:
- Troy: So, working at the DMV must be very interesting.
Selma: Well, uh... I think I'm getting Repetitive Stress... - Selma: You know, smoke actually smells good when it's coming out of
you.
Oh, I'm all out. Troy: Here, try one of my cigars... - Troy: [laughing] That's too funny! I can't remember when I've heard a
funnier anecdote.
[laughing] All right, now you tell one. Selma: Well... - Troy: Thank you, it's great to be back. I just want to say,
I wouldn't be here without the support of a... - Selma: But... don't you love me?
Troy: Sure I do! Like I love Fresca.
Isn't that enough? The only difference between... - Selma: You _married_ me just to help you carreer?
Troy:
You make it sound so sordid, look: don't we have a... - Patty: OK, Sherman, you're a movie expert.
Selma: So tell us:
who's gay? Jay: Oh, I don't know...Harvey Fierstein... - Lenny: Hey, Homer, isn't this your sister-in-law on a date with Troy
McClure?
Homer: Pft... Troy McClure. He's a washed-up movie... - Parker: Hey sleep is for has-beens, my friend, and you're about to
have a very crowded schedule.
This marriage scam is paying off big time. Bartender...
