Selma: But... don't you love me?
Troy: Sure I do! Like I love Fresca. Isn't that enough? The only
difference between our marriage and any one else's is: we know
ours is a sham.
-- When you look at it this way...,
"A Fish Called Selma"
Troy: Sure I do! Like I love Fresca. Isn't that enough? The only
difference between our marriage and any one else's is: we know
ours is a sham.
-- When you look at it this way...,
"A Fish Called Selma"
Related:
- Selma: You know, smoke actually smells good when it's coming out of
you.
Oh, I'm all out. Troy: Here, try one of my cigars... - Selma: [menacing] Is this a sham marriage?
Troy: Sure baby,
is that a problemo? -- Fair enough, "A Fish Called... - Marge: It was a beautiful wedding. I've never seen Selma happier.
Homer: That reminds me, Troy said something interesting... - Selma: Now, Mr. McClure, would you like to take off those glasses,
and read the top line? [points to an eye chart]... - Marge: It was a beautiful wedding. I've never seen Selma happier.
Homer: That reminds me -- Troy said something interesting... - Selma: Are you gay?
Troy: Gay? I wish! If I were gay they'd be no problem!
No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one... - Selma: Well, thanks for holding up your end of the bargain.
I had a pretty good time. Troy: [sounding tired]... - Troy: [drunk] Yeah, it's a good idea, Homer, but they've already made
some movies about WW II.
Homer: Ah, hell... Well, what about Dracula? Troy... - Troy: Sure, you'll be a sham wife, but you'll be the envy of every
other sham wife in town!
Wow, what a bargain!, "A Fish Called...
