Marge: It was a beautiful wedding. I've never seen Selma happier.
Homer: That reminds me, Troy said something interesting last night at
the bar. Apparently he doesn't really love Selma and the
marriage is just a sham to help his carreer. Well, enough talk
-- let's snuggle.
-- Caring Homer, "A Fish Called Selma"
Homer: That reminds me, Troy said something interesting last night at
the bar. Apparently he doesn't really love Selma and the
marriage is just a sham to help his carreer. Well, enough talk
-- let's snuggle.
-- Caring Homer, "A Fish Called Selma"
Related:
- Marge: It was a beautiful wedding. I've never seen Selma happier.
Homer: That reminds me -- Troy said something interesting... - Selma: [menacing] Is this a sham marriage?
Troy: Sure baby,
is that a problemo? -- Fair enough, "A Fish Called... - Selma: But... don't you love me?
Troy: Sure I do! Like I love Fresca.
Isn't that enough? The only difference between... - Selma: You know, smoke actually smells good when it's coming out of
you.
Oh, I'm all out. Troy: Here, try one of my cigars... - Troy: Thank you, it's great to be back. I just want to say,
I wouldn't be here without the support of a... - Troy: [drunk] Yeah, it's a good idea, Homer, but they've already made
some movies about WW II.
Homer: Ah, hell... Well, what about Dracula? Troy... - This better be important, it's my wedding night. I'm trying to sleep!
Troy's views on wedding nights, "A Fish Called... - Selma: You _married_ me just to help you carreer?
Troy:
You make it sound so sordid, look: don't we have a... - Troy: [laughing] That's too funny! I can't remember when I've heard a
funnier anecdote.
[laughing] All right, now you tell one. Selma: Well...
