Troy: Thank you, it's great to be back. I just want to say, I wouldn't
be here without the support of a very special lady; my always
outrageous fiancee Selma. Take a bow, sugar beet!
Selma: [shy] Oh... well... oh...
Homer: Down in front!
-- You with the hair, "A Fish Called Selma"
be here without the support of a very special lady; my always
outrageous fiancee Selma. Take a bow, sugar beet!
Selma: [shy] Oh... well... oh...
Homer: Down in front!
-- You with the hair, "A Fish Called Selma"
Related:
- Selma: You know, smoke actually smells good when it's coming out of
you.
Oh, I'm all out. Troy: Here, try one of my cigars... - Homer: Oh, how am I going to tell Marge we're broke?
I need a miracle... [sees... - Bart: Why'd they make that one muppet out of leather?
Marge: That's not a leather muppet, that's Troy McClure... - Selma: Now, Mr. McClure, would you like to take off those glasses,
and read the top line? [points to an eye chart]... - Selma: Well, thanks for holding up your end of the bargain.
I had a pretty good time. Troy: [sounding tired]... - Selma: It's so modern... it's ultra-modern, like living in a
not-to-distant future.
Troy: Now you make yourself at home here, I'll be sleeping... - Selma: Thank you, doctor.
Doctor: Oh, I'm not a doctor.
But I play one on TV!, "Selma's... - Troy: So, working at the DMV must be very interesting.
Selma: Well, uh... I think I'm getting Repetitive Stress... - Troy: [drunk] Yeah, it's a good idea, Homer, but they've already made
some movies about WW II.
Homer: Ah, hell... Well, what about Dracula? Troy...
From the same category:
- Burns: I want you to show this woman the time of her life.
Homer: Gotcha. Marge, we're getting some drive-thru... - Homer: It _is_ the seventies! Right down to the smallest detail.
Marge: Hey...the bartender even looks like John Travolta... - You know Marge, getting old is a terrible thing. I think the
saddest day of my life was when I realized I could beat my Dad at
most things,
and Bart experienced that at the age of four. --... - Bart: Hey, Lis! Guess who's got a genuine Itchy and Scratchy animation
cel?
Lisa: Oh! That is so cool! That is so exciting! ... - Bart: Leonard Nimoy? What are you doing here?
Nimoy:
Wherever there is mystery and the unexplained, cosmic...
