Bart: [in admiration] This play has everything!
Homer: Oh, I love legitimate theater.
-- They're butchering the classics!,
"A Fish Called Selma"
Homer: Oh, I love legitimate theater.
-- They're butchering the classics!,
"A Fish Called Selma"
Related:
- Troy: Thank you, it's great to be back. I just want to say,
I wouldn't be here without the support of a... - Bart: Why'd they make that one muppet out of leather?
Marge: That's not a leather muppet, that's Troy McClure... - Selma: You know, smoke actually smells good when it's coming out of
you.
Oh, I'm all out. Troy: Here, try one of my cigars... - Marge: It was a beautiful wedding. I've never seen Selma happier.
Homer: That reminds me, Troy said something interesting... - Selma: Remember when we were kids, we used to dream about our ideal
husbands?
Who knew the dream would come true for one of us. ... - Marge: It was a beautiful wedding. I've never seen Selma happier.
Homer: That reminds me -- Troy said something interesting... - Troy: [drunk] Yeah, it's a good idea, Homer, but they've already made
some movies about WW II.
Homer: Ah, hell... Well, what about Dracula? Troy... - Lenny: Hey, Homer, isn't this your sister-in-law on a date with Troy
McClure?
Homer: Pft... Troy McClure. He's a washed-up movie... - Marge: I wrote a poem for you this afternoon, Homer.
It's called, `To a Husband'. Homer: Okay, okay...
