Selma: Make sure my iguana's okay.
Troy: Selma, Jub-Jub is fantastic. He's everywhere you wanna be.
[shows Selma her room]
Welcome to your new home baby, it's fantastic.
Garbage collection is Monday; if you want to throw out a box,
you have to cut it up.
-- Damn P.C. recycling thugs, "A Fish Called Selma"
Troy: Selma, Jub-Jub is fantastic. He's everywhere you wanna be.
[shows Selma her room]
Welcome to your new home baby, it's fantastic.
Garbage collection is Monday; if you want to throw out a box,
you have to cut it up.
-- Damn P.C. recycling thugs, "A Fish Called Selma"
Related:
- Selma: You _married_ me just to help you carreer?
Troy:
You make it sound so sordid, look: don't we have a... - Come on Jub Jub. Let's go home and I'll microwave you some nice
roaches.
The perfect evening in perspective, "A Fish Called... - Selma: You know, smoke actually smells good when it's coming out of
you.
Oh, I'm all out. Troy: Here, try one of my cigars... - Selma: It's so modern... it's ultra-modern, like living in a
not-to-distant future.
Troy: Now you make yourself at home here, I'll be sleeping... - Gladys: To my sister Jackie, I leave my pet Iguana,
Jub-Jub. Jackie: Why didn't she just leave me the bowel... - Patty: {Thank you all for coming. We've got some very interesting new
developments in the field of Supperware.}
Selma:
{Uh, huh. This is the 128-ounce tub. You can fit... - Parker: Hey sleep is for has-beens, my friend, and you're about to
have a very crowded schedule.
This marriage scam is paying off big time. Bartender... - Selma: [menacing] Is this a sham marriage?
Troy: Sure baby,
is that a problemo? -- Fair enough, "A Fish Called... - Selma: Now, Mr. McClure, would you like to take off those glasses,
and read the top line? [points to an eye chart]...
