Mindy: What's wrong?
Homer: Oh, yeah, like you don't know. [weeping] We're gonna have sex!
Mindy: Oh...well, we don't have to.
Homer: [sad] Yes we do! The cookie told me so.
Mindy: Well...desserts aren't always right.
Homer: But they're so sweet!
-- Homer and Mindy alone in the hotel,
"The Last Temptation of Homer"
Homer: Oh, yeah, like you don't know. [weeping] We're gonna have sex!
Mindy: Oh...well, we don't have to.
Homer: [sad] Yes we do! The cookie told me so.
Mindy: Well...desserts aren't always right.
Homer: But they're so sweet!
-- Homer and Mindy alone in the hotel,
"The Last Temptation of Homer"
Related:
- Homer: [awkwardly] Uh...so, let's have a conversation.
Um...I think we'll find we have very little... - Mindy: Homer? [whispers] I got a really wicked idea that could get us
into a _lot_ of trouble.
Homer: Oh, Mindy...we have to fight our temptation... - Homer: [hesitant] So...what do you guys think of Mindy?
Carl: Seems OK. Anybody see the game last night? Homer... - Mindy: Homer...you don't have to do anything you don't want to.
Homer: Well, maybe I want to...but then I think about... - Homer: [unhappy] Well, I guess you'll want to come in.
Mindy: [bright] OK. Homer: [mocking] "OK!" ... - Mindy: Hi Homer...
Homer: Mindy! [clears throat, glances at prepared speech on his hand
which is now smeared]
Oh no,
I'm sweating like Roger Ebert. [reads] "Muh... - Smithers: Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your new co-worker,
Mindy Simmons. I think she has a degree... - Grunting and slurping noises]
Mindy: [mouth full] I can't believe we ordered so much!
Homer: Oh, something's missing...ooh! One of the turkeys... - Klink: My job is to show you how miserable life would be if you married
Mindy instead of Marge.
[He takes Homer's hand, and they fly into the air]...
