You know, smoke actually smells good when it's coming out of you.
-- Selma on a date, "A Fish Called Selma"
-- Selma on a date, "A Fish Called Selma"
Related:
- Selma: You know, smoke actually smells good when it's coming out of
you.
Oh, I'm all out. Troy: Here, try one of my cigars... - Selma: Well, thanks for holding up your end of the bargain.
I had a pretty good time. Troy: [sounding tired]... - Selma: But... don't you love me?
Troy: Sure I do! Like I love Fresca.
Isn't that enough? The only difference between... - Troy: [drunk] Yeah, it's a good idea, Homer, but they've already made
some movies about WW II.
Homer: Ah, hell... Well, what about Dracula? Troy... - Selma: Er... come here, tiger!
Troy: [growls, but doesn't know what to do next]
Selma:
Mmm... would you like some wine? Troy: Yes! [comes... - Selma: Make sure my iguana's okay.
Troy: Selma, Jub-Jub is fantastic.
He's everywhere you wanna be. [shows Selma her room]... - Troy: My good looks paid for that pool, and my talent filled it with
water.
Hi, I'm Troy McClure, your future uncle. Lisa: Hi.... - Troy: So, working at the DMV must be very interesting.
Selma: Well, uh... I think I'm getting Repetitive Stress... - Back to the loch with you, Nessie!
-- Groundskeeper Willy watches a date tape of Selma,
"Selma's...
