Man: Excuse me, I ordered a Zima, not emphysema...
Server: Please, don't smoke in our restaurant; we don't serve
contemporary Californian cuisine in your lungs...
-- He's got a point, "A Fish Called Selma"
Server: Please, don't smoke in our restaurant; we don't serve
contemporary Californian cuisine in your lungs...
-- He's got a point, "A Fish Called Selma"
Related:
- Selma: But... don't you love me?
Troy: Sure I do! Like I love Fresca.
Isn't that enough? The only difference between... - Selma: Remember when we were kids, we used to dream about our ideal
husbands?
Who knew the dream would come true for one of us. ... - You know, smoke actually smells good when it's coming out of you.
Selma on a date, "A Fish Called... - When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work,
ask him: 'Whose?' -- Don... - Lisa: Dad, what's a muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop,
and it's not quite a puppet, but man... [laughs]... - We make most of our mistakes when we are optimistic.
- Don... - I love you for your beauty; love me although I am ugly.
Miguel de Cervantes, "Don... - Faire de la bonne cuisine demande un certain temps.
Si on vous fait attendre, c'est pour mieux vous servir... - PLEASE DON'T SMOKE HERE!
Penalty: An early, lingering death from
cancer,
emphysema, or other smoking-caused ailment...
